mouth of the volcano

Our beloved President For Life and Maximum Leader attended a summit in Dublin Ireland from July 11-19, 2005. While he was there he also attended ARTBOTS 2005, an international robotic arts and defense technology symposium. He reports that he found the Irish people warm and generous, but expresses frustration at their refusal to help him obtain "a real live leprechaun" for the Great Cajun Zoo of Israel, or at least a dead one to put in the Museum of Natural History. He initially took this as an insult, and declared war, which got a little uncomfortable for folks, but after consulting with his assistant prime minister, Dr. Nigel P. Footpowder, he changed his mind, and besides, he said "I can't stay mad at a country where women dress up like cave people and cowgirls for a night out, and I wouldn't want to do anything that would harm the Powers whiskey plant". He proclaimed the citizens of Ireland "Honorary Conditional Citizens of The Great Cajun Nation of Israel" and reminds them that income taxes are due on August 10th.

He also purchased many pounds of black pudding, and plans to commission a life-sized bust from it by the Great Cajun Israeli artist, Thomas Kinkade.